eucatastrph:

hey!!

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
  
• Gansey, who grew up with a private chef and is terrible at cooking, Blue made fun of him for YEARS
• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
  
• Both of them (they were really in a hurry!)
• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
  
• Blue posts a “WHAT ARE THOSE!?!?” video about every single pair of shoes Gansey owns
• who breaks the most phones
  
• Gansey, Blue is not impressed (he breaks one just a little on purpose so that it’s still working but he can give it to Blue and they can have their midnight conversations in peace)
• who dies first
  
• …please don’t… I’ll cry… Gansey my child… 
• which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
  
• Gansey!!
• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
  
• GANSEY CAN’T DANCE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD DAD
• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
  
• “gansey I swear to god, if you don’t shut up about Glendower I am going to kiss you”
  
• who uses the computer most
  
• Gansey, for research