cleromancy:

one time ronan answers gansey nagging at him abt not flunking with “yes, mom” and gansey decides to run with it. which ronan did NOT expect and he gets ANNOYED and it wouldn’t be that funny except for ronan making outraged noises athaving his OWN JOKE turned on him. and that makes the rest of the crow crew think it’s great fun and immediately join in.   

like blue’s sitting on the mini-fridge and ronan’s like maggot toss me a creamsicle and she’s like “go ask your mother” and ganseys like “you’ll spoil your supper”. and when gansey opens the door to adam coming over and adam can see ronan behind gansey’s back adam will be like “mrs ronan’s mom can ronan come out to play” and gansey will b like “he has to finish his homework”. 

at one point noah asks very politely if he can be ganseys son also and ganseys like wtf. yes. come here my son. “i CANT BELIEVE you THREW YOUR BROTHER OUT A WINDOW”. noah gets gansey a mothers day card and gansey gets genuinely emotional. tries 2 make a joke about how noah’s his favorite child now but cant even get it out bc he loves his children equally.

adam might refer to gansey and blue as “the in-laws” and ronan is like parrish. i will disembowel you. and adam’s not smiling but his eyes are dancing and hes like “noah would tattle” and ronan throws some leafs at him