alrightlupin:

since noah is actually seven years older than the rest of the gang do you think he goes into old person modus??

“don’t you worry about that, gansey; when puberty hits you you’ll be able to shave too”
“you literally don’t shave??? like ever???”

he calls the boys “young fellas”

he lets blue sit on his lap while he gives her chocolate and pats her hair like a grandpa

i bet he has some sort of existential crisis now and then when he sees some new technology or stuff
“you kids and your smartphones nowadays, when i was your age-”
“noah you’re seventeen”
“WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE USED TO HAVE REAL CONVERSATIONS”

whenever ronan wants to leave in the middle of the night he appears in the doorframe and is like “where do you think you’re going buddy?”

everytime someone puts on up to date popmusic he is so mad like
“WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER WE HAD REAL MUSIC TO LISTEN TO”
“noah shut the fuck up you’re going to be seventeen forever”
“WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN”